I'm getting some complaints from my fan base that they need more Piper...Piper every day. Well, that ain't happening, but I will step up my game because I did not enjoy the comment that when you log on to my blog you see "virtual tumbleweeds" blowing across the screen, GARY. Hater. Sooo, in the interest of just putting shit down on virtual paper, here are some entertaining quotes from Piper as of late. Oh and I find that she sounds a lot like the Tracy Jordan character from 30 Rock, so say it in that voice. Oh and also, she only wears one of two bathing suits or a size 2T Dora half-shirt these days, so again, picture that.
"I eat anything on a stick."
"I want princess Legos. The pink princess ones. Only the pink ones....so I can play zombies with them."
"I like Robin. He a little boy and Bateman a...what? Like a robot?"
Me: "Piper, what do you want to do for you birthday?"
Piper: "Have a big party and you not invited."
"'Member when you smashed the car? That was so bad of you. I cried a lot and didn't forget it now."
Me: "Piper, please stop climbing on the couch/throwing your cup across the room/pulling the dogs' tails"
Piper: "It's all I can do."
Me: "Piper, you have to calm down. It's time for bed."
Piper: "I can't. My legs are too silly."
"Mommy, you pick out your favorite book tonight. No, that not your favorite. No, that not your favorite. No...I just do it."
"MOMMY you clean the toilet??? That is so beautiful."
"Poopie poopie butt butt butt." I know that's not funny at all, but she says it 40 times a day, so you can read it once.
